if inquisition doesn’t end in a mass dance party then i don’t know if i want to play the game
I heard they nixed the Dance Fighting mechanic for rogues, and man I don’t even know if I wanna play anymore…
Animating all that dancing just wasn’t in the budget after they put all those women in the game.
Dylan Moran on adulthood
D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
It’s about nine people looking into the blackness of space and seeing nine different things.
amazing custom water/light reference tool
online perspective manager/maker
Write Rhymes finds rhymes for your words while you write and takes the weirdness out of poetry and scheming.
I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND JUST HOW AMAZING THIS IS FOR WRITERS
WE SPEND YEARS FILLING NOTEBOOKS WITH RHYMES FOR WORDS AND PHRASES AND END-RHYMES AND SLANT RHYMES AND THEN ONE DAY SOME
"YOU KNOW WHAT’D BE COOL? MAKING EVERY POET WET THEMSELVES WITH FUCKING JOY”
I” M SO FUXKC I NG
There is thy gold, worse poison to men’s souls,
Doing more murder in this loathsome world…
—William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet Act V, Scene I
Broken moon of what?
I KNOW, I KNOW.